A reply frm a grl to a simple SMS...

Warning: Must read..!!
Girls are over imaginative
A boy sends a text
... Boy : Hey
...
Girl (to herself): OMG..he just texted me..I wonder what he wants..may be he just wants to talk...or maybe he's mad at me, but all he said was hey..I should just answer him, don't want to keep him waiting..w ell maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks I'm busy..no, thats too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back. Who saidthat I even liked him? huh.. I'm gonna text back now. Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y's? Nothats stupid. 2 y's work. He wont know if I did it on purpose or if itwas accidental . Ok! I got this.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Girl: heyy

Girlfriend....

Y do boyz need a frnd who's girl?
Bcoz she

-wil nevr leav u alone wen ur sad

-wil c 2 it u do ur wrk on tym

-wil make sure u dnt skip meals 2play matches

-wil ask u 2 leav ur bad habits everyday,everytym

-wil fight wid u on small maters bt won't kip d anger 4 long

-wil say dnt wory,even if theres lot or nuthing 2 wory

-wil make u punctual

-wil help u restrain ur anger

-wil msg u 15times a day 2 knw wht ur doin

-respect d girlzzzz........n sumtyms if dey r wrng realize dem...
dedicated 2 all my angels n dear once.....

There is no one busy in this world..

Its always about Priorities...

You will always find time for the person you feel is important...!

B4 n Aftr....

 Before Marriage 

Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!

 After marriage Read It Backwards!!

Reason to cry.....

Jab Hum Chote The To
Sone K Liye Rone Ka Natak Krte The
Par Aj Hm Jab Bade Ho Gaye H To
Rone Ke Liye Sone Ka Natak Krte Hai..
Isnt that true??? 

INDIA....

We live in a Nation..!!
Wer Pizza reachs home faster than Ambulance & Police.
Were you got Car Loan@ 5% but
Education Loan@12%
Were Rice is Rs.40
but Sim card is free
Footwears that we wear are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables that we eat are sold on footpath
Were we Make Lemon Juice with artificial flavours and dish wash with pure lemon.
100 me se 80 beiman phir bhi mera des mahan
Incredible India
isn't it,.
India...

M NOT AFRAID...

m not afraid of anything in this world exapt for one thing...
thats not a tiger,
thats not a lion,
thats not a lizard,
thats not a gorila,
thats not a croc,
thats not a rhino,
thats not an eagle,
thats not a dog,
thats not a bee,......
thats falling in love with the grl i whoz next to me    

Y IS IT SO ???

everytym i think i wont talk to her, she calls me up...
everytym i think i wont see he, she sms me..
everytym i think i wont meet her, she comes to me...
Y IS IT SO ... ???




















 plz reply.... :P 

Walk alone on streets & ........ :P

A short walk is so difficult
when no one walks with U,
But a long Journey is just like a few steps when








A street dog is running behind U.....!!!

* This is Student Life *

Definitions altered..
1- SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
2- SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
3- PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions
4- EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
5- MULTI TASKING: playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.
6- ART : beautiful art on the last page of note book.
7- SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva
8- CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
9- VOICE MODULATION : Attendence in 5 different voices.
10- STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour
11- PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits
12- HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top!
13- TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation.

Sweet School Memories...

* Polishing White shoes with Chalk
* Checking if Teacher comes wit Answer sheets after Exam.
* Dreaming about Birthday for Months n new Dress.
* Keeping Quite when Principal passes by Class room.
* Hiding behind Friends when teacher asks Questions
* canteens
* Our 1st Crush & Love.
* Sleeping with Books.


dnt u miss them ??? 


write down more sweet memories such if u wanna share with me... :)

A true boy....

A very nice line said by a boy to his girlfriend

Tere Bina Main Ye Duniya Chhod To Du,
Pr Uska Dil Kaise Dukha Du Jo Roz Darwaze Pr Khadi Kehti Hai
“Beta Ghar Jaldi Aa Jana”…

New way of studying TENSES in english...

Teacher: Tell me 3 Tenses with Example :-

Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)

...We are in Love Now
(Present)

We Will Run Away Tomorw
(Future)

Fact of today...

Two Terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist: We are planing to kill 14 thousand people & a donkey....
Waiter: why a donkey?














Then one terrorist tells the other.
"See I told you nobody will care
about the 14 thousand people"

Things v take for granted...

V take evethng 4 granted...
-A constantly worried Mom,
-A strict Dad,
-Annoying brother,
-Rude sister,
-Chipku frnd,
-Possessive lover,
-Demanding wife,
-Complaining husband,

BLINK... !!
Wen u loose them....den u'll miss them as.....

-Caring Mom,
-Concerned Dad,
-Best Bro,
-Stupid Sis,
-My heart:My Frnd,
-My lyf:My Love,
-My Entire World:Husband/wife,

Dont take them for Granted..Lyf nevaa gives yuh a second chance..JUs LOVE them !! :))

definition of LOVE

Let us define term "love"
* L => loss of money
* O => Out of mind
* V => vaste of time
* E => end of life

What is love...

A Five Year Old Girl Asked Her 7 Year Old Brother....

what Is Love....

He Replied...

Love Is When You Rob My Chocolates Everyday From My Bag & I Still Keep It In The Same Place......... 

Today's girlz....

Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

MORAL :-
girls, be patient & listen to wat guys have to say :P

This is the profit studying BMS.... :P

Dad: I want u to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Then OK...
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates house.
Dad: I want Ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then OK
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of Ur bank.
President:No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President:Then OK!
This is BUSINESS..

next generation ABC...

Next generation will learn the alphabets in this way:

A- Apple
B- Bluetooth
C- Chating
D- Download
E- Email
F- Facebook
G- Google
H- Hotmail
I- I-Phone
J- Java
K- Kingston
L- Laptop
M- Message
N- Nokia
O- Outlook
P- Print
Q- Quick Time
R- RAM
S- Server
T- Touch Screen
U- USB
V- Vista
W- Wi-fi
X- XP
Y- Youtube
Z- Z.Z.Z..!!

ALL I WANT IS....

• • No one understands the silence between my words
    
    No one understands the sadness behind my smile
    
    No one understands the unsaid feelings of mine
    
    They think I am fine but only I know
    
    daily I am dying...
    
    I want to be happy again
    
    I want to live those moments again
    
    I am sick of wearing a fake smile..
    
    I am waiting for the one who can really make me smile ..!!!