A reply frm a grl to a simple SMS...

Warning: Must read..!!
Girls are over imaginative
A boy sends a text
... Boy : Hey
...
Girl (to herself): OMG..he just texted me..I wonder what he wants..may be he just wants to talk...or maybe he's mad at me, but all he said was hey..I should just answer him, don't want to keep him waiting..w ell maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks I'm busy..no, thats too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back. Who saidthat I even liked him? huh.. I'm gonna text back now. Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y's? Nothats stupid. 2 y's work. He wont know if I did it on purpose or if itwas accidental . Ok! I got this.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Girl: heyy

Girlfriend....

Y do boyz need a frnd who's girl?
Bcoz she

-wil nevr leav u alone wen ur sad

-wil c 2 it u do ur wrk on tym

-wil make sure u dnt skip meals 2play matches

-wil ask u 2 leav ur bad habits everyday,everytym

-wil fight wid u on small maters bt won't kip d anger 4 long

-wil say dnt wory,even if theres lot or nuthing 2 wory

-wil make u punctual

-wil help u restrain ur anger

-wil msg u 15times a day 2 knw wht ur doin

-respect d girlzzzz........n sumtyms if dey r wrng realize dem...
dedicated 2 all my angels n dear once.....

There is no one busy in this world..

Its always about Priorities...

You will always find time for the person you feel is important...!

B4 n Aftr....

 Before Marriage 

Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!

 After marriage Read It Backwards!!

Reason to cry.....

Jab Hum Chote The To
Sone K Liye Rone Ka Natak Krte The
Par Aj Hm Jab Bade Ho Gaye H To
Rone Ke Liye Sone Ka Natak Krte Hai..
Isnt that true??? 

INDIA....

We live in a Nation..!!
Wer Pizza reachs home faster than Ambulance & Police.
Were you got Car Loan@ 5% but
Education Loan@12%
Were Rice is Rs.40
but Sim card is free
Footwears that we wear are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables that we eat are sold on footpath
Were we Make Lemon Juice with artificial flavours and dish wash with pure lemon.
100 me se 80 beiman phir bhi mera des mahan
Incredible India
isn't it,.
India...

M NOT AFRAID...

m not afraid of anything in this world exapt for one thing...
thats not a tiger,
thats not a lion,
thats not a lizard,
thats not a gorila,
thats not a croc,
thats not a rhino,
thats not an eagle,
thats not a dog,
thats not a bee,......
thats falling in love with the grl i whoz next to me